Subscribe► ‘ලුTV’- ‘TopHitsLanka’- ‘CineMania’- ‘DramaFever’- ‘MusicMania’- ‘ThinkFire’- ‘ChootiTeacher’- Visit► LankaලුNews- Video Store- This Video-| Connect► ලුFacebook-ලුTwitter- ලුGmail- [email protected] ලුTV-THL [TopHitsLanka] is the first Sri Lankan Infotainment Channel and one of the leading producers of reference online video contents covering People, Places and Trends you care about. THL is updated WEEKLY with 2-3 Top 10/5 lists related to Music, Cinema, Politics, News and many more! Never miss to LIKE and SHARE this video if you really LIKE it. Video Rating: / 5. Sri Lankan Funny DanceFunny, Sinhala, Amdan Jokes, Gags, Meme, Beach Jokes sinhala funny joke - memes - gags Beach Jokes sinhala funny joke - memes - gags - Sinhala Funny Jokes » Sri Lankan best Jokes, humor, funny Fiction, cartoon, memes. Sponsored Links ∇ Mark Waugh was known as Afghanistan since he was often the forgotten Waugh; also he was known as Audi after he got 4 ducks in a row which were recorded in the scorebook as 0000. Steve Waugh, on the other hand was known as Tugga or Drobe. Dizzy (Jason) Gillespie (After the Jazz artist) Glen McGrath = pigeon?????????????? Don Bradman = The Don Ritchie Benaud = Diamonds Ricky Ponting = Punter Shane Warne = Warney, Hollywood, The Sheikh of Tweak Marcus Trescothick = Banger (Loves eating sausages apparently) Michael Vaughan = Vaughny!!!!! And Virgil (Thunderbirds) Andrew Flintoff = Freddie (After Freddie Flintstone the cartoon character) Derek Randall = Arkle (Reflects his speed when fielding) Ashley Giles = King of Spain ( Ashley ordered several coffee mugs to be made to sell to raise money in his testimonial year. Apparently they were to have read ' The King of Spin'. They didn't and the rest is history as they say) Robert Russell = Jack (Excellent wicketkeeper/ batsman for Gloucestershire and England. Also an excellent painter) Phil Tufnell = The Cat (Phil liked taking naps) Chris Old was known as Chilli (C Old) Graham Dilley was known as Picca Graham Gooch of course was Zap (Emilio Zapata moustache). Grace - the Doctor Ian Botham = Beefy Paul Collingwood = Nice Ginger Kevin Pietersen = K.P. Keith Fletcher = The Gnome of Essex Derek Underwood - Deadly An update on Cricketer's Nicknames - Aussie Twenty20 team The Aussie Twenty20 team took to the field against England in January 2007 with their nicknames on the back of their shirts. Sri Lankan FunnyThus we learn: • Adam Gilchrist - Church. Because the last syllable of his surname is 'Christ' • Matthew Hayden - Haydos. Not the most imaginative choice • Ricky Ponting - Punter. He likes a bet, especially on the horses and the dogs • Mike Hussey - Huss. His name would be his nickname if his nickname was his name. • Andrew Symonds - Roy. His dad's choice, after Roy of the Rovers. • Michael Clarke - Clarkey. Yet another unimaginative one • Cameron White - Bear. Apparently because he is believed to resemble the Bundaberg Rum Bear, a polar bear used to advertise an Australian spirit • Brad Hogg - George. Brad is his middle name - George is his first • Nathan Bracken - Andy G. He looks like Andrew Gunsberg, host of reality show Australian Idol • Ben Hilfenhaus - Hilfy. It's easier to say than Hilfenhaus • Shane Harwood - Stickers. Because of his liking for tattoos. True story from 1976 BBC announcer - ' Its over to Brian Johnson and the latest Cricket from the Oval'. Brian Johnston: 'The bowler's Holding; the batsmen's Willey'. (Peter Willey was England's number 6 and he did not last long.) History repeats. I really cannot read what Harbhajan is doing between his balls. A collection of popular Sri Lankan Jokes Welcome to Lankan Jokes page. You will find a small collection of popular Sri Lankan Jokes and links of other jokes sites here. If you have a joke that you would like to share with others do send them to, I'll add them to the site with your name. Please email new stories to us in all categories like Cricket jokes, Political jokes, Funny Jokes and more. Thanks [email protected] Title Date Creater 2009-6-24 A Ranji 2009-6-24 A Ranji 2009-6-24 Nadeeka 2009-6-24 Nadeeka 2009-6-30 Nadeeka 2010-5-29 Youtube 2010-5-29 Youtube 2010-5-29 Youtube 2010-5-29 Youtube 2010-5-29 Youtube 2010-5-29 Youtube 2010-5-29 Youtube 2010-5-29 Youtube 2010-5-29 Youtube Sri Lanka Jokes site links •. Sri Lankan jokes Stories will be posted here in Sinhala, English or both, depending on what makes you laugh.politics jokes, Jokes Movies, e-mail Jokes, Musical Jokes. Shaddy - The wannabe joker, Girigoris - and his golaya, CHICKEN - A la Sri Lanka. “Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.” – Mark Twain It really needed a fuel crisis to get our politicians to ride bicycles. Those who rode bicycles to Parliament are not bikeholics – they are luxurholics, who have thought of riding a bicycle as a pastime of fun politics. In case they thought of getting more publicity than Finance Minister Mangala Samaraweera presenting his first Budget, they did not have a good ride. The Budget hit the headlines and the cycle-jokers hit the sidelines. Having done that short ride on a bike, would these funny riders, including Mahinda Rajapaksa, think of asking that bicyclers be given special privileges through what is called this Blue-Green Budget? Looking at the pro-electric drives in the Budget proposals, there is a very good cause to be made for bicycles to be fully duty-free and spare parts, too. Do these politico-riders tell us the day may not be far when there will be a supplementary estimate to provide imported luxury bicycles duty-free to all Diyawanna Members? Why not have such choice bikes to all members of their families, too? It may give them some much-needed exercise, away from the regular luxuries of transport. That bicycle ride to the Diyawanna Theatre of the Absurd was a good reminder that these riders are the luxury cheats of the nation, who left their four-wheel delights just for a short publicity stunt on a two-wheel display. Have they forgotten how much they loved, luxury and elevated travel, even for a few miles, when they took helicopters to cross a couple of miles from one town to another? Why did Mahinda Rajapaksa not think of leaving the President’s House on a bicycle, when he lost the poll for the Presidency? He and his team could have done a really good, and politically very effective ride all the way to Medamulana in Hambantota, with the people coming in their hundreds, riding behind him. He needed a helicopter for that ride of defeat. He was in no mood to be with the people, as he tried to show near Diyawanna Theatre this week. The bicycle was certainly not the stuff of politics or performance in the days of the Rajapaksa Regime. When did the last President or any of his close followers, from his family and outside, think of having any popular bicycle show of action, in nearly ten years of power? That Rajapaksa Riding Team must surely be grateful to the Minister of Petroleum, Arjuna Ranatunga, the Cricket Hero, for making an awful mess of petroleum distribution, and his brother, the Chairman of CPC too, for giving them the chance to make a display of cycling politics, when the people were lining up at fuel stations for even a bottle or two of petrol. Would these JO members and other supporters who have been attacking the Indian Oil Company for the fuel crisis, be grateful to the Indians for this Bicycle Joke opportunity? Did the politico-bike riders at Diyawanna, do anything to promote bicycle racing when they had a huge opportunity to do so? They never thought of the common man’s bicycle in their days of power. Instead, it was the time of high-speed car racing, with all that fuel consumption and huge air pollution, at Galle Face.
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